It's Official.
Snoop and Baby D have officially dropped it like it's hot.
She flipped head down by our 28 week appointment, and dropped by our 35 week appointment.
She has relocated to a new area of my body, and I'm ready for the next move. So as her landlord per-say.. I am issuing the following:
NOTICE OF EVICTION
I am issuing 14 day notice for EVICTION. Tenant will have 14 days in which she can either gather her belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, she will be physically removed from the property.
She's being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!
Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.
After 14 days from this day that she doesn’t comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion, which may or may not include a dancing and shaking with "drop it like it's hot" background music.
:)
2 Week Countdown has Commenced!!!
P.S. WHOA! Blogger decided to post this in Jan 2010.. Uh wasn't preggo then, thanks though! ;) So here you go..again!
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Drop it like it's hot...
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3 comments:
That's hysterical. Did you really write that? I might save it for one day (in the far, far future) when it's my time. Then I'll look all creative and stuff like you. :)
I received my secret santa on sunday and just opened it today!! absolutely love everything, thank you so much new bloggy friend <3
love it :)) I've had so much fun reading your blog--you have such a fun sense of humor!
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